Old Guy's Place

DB · Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:16 pm Post subject: You're so Old.......

You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake cause global warming.

You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were in black and white.

You are so old, vultures constantly circle your house

You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.

You are so old, your birth certificate is in Roman numerals

You are so old, you used to play ball in Jurassic Park

You are so old, your social security number is 111-11-1111

You are so old, you have an autographed bible

You are so old, you knew Burger King while he was still a prince

You are so old, you knew Captain Crunch while he was still a swabby

You are so old, your owe Moses a quarter

You are so old, you went to an antiques auction and three people bid on you

You are so old, you were the DJ at the Boston Tea Party

You're so old that when God said let the be light you hit the switch

OK...Is everyone insulted yet ???
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DB Smith

Dennis · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:11 pm Post subject:

Thanks DB got some friends i'm going to use them on. LOL
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Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.

evilbull · Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:21 pm Post subject:

lol
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55Glide · Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:09 pm Post subject:

You`re so old you think HD stands for Harley Davidson.
Arghh!!(One of my pet pieves.Damn techies are stealin`it)